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    Default Saints V Wigan

    As we have no games to look forward to I thought we could all contribute to facilitate a running commentary on a game we hold dear to our hearts.




    The rules are simple--just make it as vivid and interesting as possible.


    I'll get us under way...

    The referee blows the whistle and Matty Smith gets the game under way...

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    the ball rattles trent barrett on his nose and unfortunately breaks it, he has to be replaced

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    but sadly due to signing willie mason they cant afford any substitutes

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    The game is then stopped for 20 minutes so Plastecine can get his breath back after just nipping out to the burger van for 17 cheese burgers, 12 pies, 14 cans of pop and 9 portions of chips

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    Quote Originally Posted by peter soutos tash
    the ball rattles trent barrett on his nose and unfortunately breaks it, he has to be replaced

    Shane Millard comes on to replace the deformed barrett who's nose resembles some what of a jigsaw puzzle from the kick
    Engineering is the art of modeling materials we do not fully understand,
    into shapes we cannot precisely analyse so as to withstand forces we cannot properly predict
    in such a fashion that the public has no reason to suspect the extent of our ignorance.

    I AM DYSLEXIC SO I HAVE BAD SPELLING, thank you

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    When he (plasticine) came back on the field he gave such a large burp that it blew the Saints back to the ten metre line....

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    Long puts the ball into the scrum and passes it out wide to Talau, he sees a gap!

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    and trips

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    His shorts come down and the Saints fans give it the "We've got the best... in the land"

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    and darts through. Unfortunately Hock was waiting and nearly decapitated him. Much to the anger of the crowd it was Wigan who got the resulting penalty.

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    Hock takes a quick tap and runs headlong at Cayless..

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    cayless does a vinnie anderson tackle and wigan lose the ball in the process with cunningham picking up the ball to go in for the first try

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    KR erupts, the players celebrate and in the midst of this Hock is stretchered off.

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    An A-Bomb is dropped onto the pitch and stops this stupid pointless game by wiping out everyone within a 100 mile radius.

    The end.


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    Boo

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    Quote Originally Posted by Agent Mulder
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    shouldnt you be dead? lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Greatest
    An A-Bomb is dropped onto the pitch and stops this stupid pointless game by wiping out everyone within a 100 mile radius.

    The end.

    HA am safe in Denmark whoooo!!! and don't be a spoil sport i thought this was a good idea and was fun
    Engineering is the art of modeling materials we do not fully understand,
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    in such a fashion that the public has no reason to suspect the extent of our ignorance.

    I AM DYSLEXIC SO I HAVE BAD SPELLING, thank you

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Greatest
    shouldnt you be dead? lol
    Shouldn't you? lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Greatest
    shouldnt you be dead? lol

    Perhaps I'm not inside the 100 mile radius.

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    The A-bomb didn't actually detonate. Plasticine swallowed it, thinking that it was an antacid tablet. There was a slight rumble, followed by another loud burp before he finally sh@t his pants.

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    Quote Originally Posted by OVAL AND OWT
    KR erupts, the players celebrate and in the midst of this Hock is stretchered off.

    Right now let's get back on track.



    The crowd once again erupts with a rendition to Wigan - of Your not famous anymore.

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    And with 57 minutes to go Wi*anners are seen leaving the ground,saying.............
    also on glorious facebook and twitter !
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    Barrett should still have been named man of steel. Especially now he has to have a metal piece put in his nose.

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    On 60 minutes Jamie Lyon appears and says "G'day guys, any chance of a run out" Scully (who is fit again) passes the ball to Jamie who obviously goes the length of the field and scores a try
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    BING BONG ... Would the owner of a red Skoda please attend to their vehicle before it gets towed away by the Police ...

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