Also inevitable:-
Someone undeserving will win MOS (If the 4th best Hooker in SL wins it, anyone can....)
French/Hastings/Austin/insert alternative will be “Like a breath of fresh air....”
If we win the LLS it’ll be mocked and become unimportant again
Bill Arthur won’t know a heavy muscular Black centre from a fleet footed but slighter-built winger
Refereeing will be inconsistent
Stuart Pyle STILL won’t have finished these fu$king sweets he’s had in his gob forever
We won’t beat Australia in the World Cup
Saints will win the treble