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    So I was sat in the office yesterday and one of the Geordie lads was singing some song about Sunderland and instead of doing something productive I decided to rip it off. To the tune of Dean Martin - That's Amore.

    When your bird has webbed feet,
    And eats pies in the street,
    She's from Wigan.

    When her kids have no shoes,
    She will choose fags and booze,
    She's from Wigan.

    Robbing cars, stealing meat,
    •••• off you giro cheat,
    You're from Wigan.

    I'm going to dedicate some time after dinner to some more verses but feel free to add your own.

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    Very funny

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    Hahaha

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    When you can use excel,
    And your armpits smell,
    Your name's Brian.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Angry Dave View Post
    When you can use excel,
    And your armpits smell,
    Your name's Brian.
    An unhealthy interest
    In young players in vests
    Your name's Brian

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    When you pluck a banjo,
    But photos. you say No!
    You're a Wire.

    When your club's in a spin,
    Get the carpeters in
    You're from Wigan
    Last edited by KentishBarry; 19th February 2020 at 16:22. Reason: next verse

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    When you throw chunky bricks
    Cos your fans are all pricks
    You're a Wire

    With no salary cap
    But you're still f***in crap
    You're a Wire

    When it's always your year
    But you never get near
    You're a Wi-i--i-er

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    Charnley’s c*ck pick
    Looked like a tooth pick
    You’re a wire

    Fans fighting in France
    Gelling’s f*cked his chance
    You’re a wire

    When you’re photos revealed
    And you flee for Wakefield
    You’re a wire

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    When you talk like you're from
    The year 1801
    You're a piescum

    When you think that you're posh
    If your face gets a wash
    You're a piescum

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    Warrington don’t deserve a song imo and they need to be more insulting.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Webbo Again View Post
    When you talk like you're from
    The year 1801
    You're a piescum

    When you think that you're posh
    If your face gets a wash
    You're a piescum
    More like it. Unfortunately I had to do some work this afternoon.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Webbo Again View Post
    When you talk like you're from
    The year 1801
    You're a piescum

    When you think that you're posh
    If your face gets a wash
    You're a piescum
    More like it. Unfortunately I had to do some work this afternoon.

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    When your mam's on the game,
    You don't know you Dad's name,
    You're from Wigan.

    When you suck your mams tits
    And you're now 26,
    You're from Wigan.

    Enough of this for today, I've had this daft shit in my head since I woke up.
    Last edited by Angry Dave; 19th February 2020 at 20:29. Reason: I forgot how to use Excel

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