How about... (To the Cristiano Ronaldo song - "He plays on the left, he plays on the right.....") https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2GHqFT-TehQ
Oh Jonny Lomax, Oh Jonny Lomaxxxxxxx
He's better than your halfbackssssss
He's Jonny Lomaxxxxxx
Or... to Wello's old song tune (I love you baby).
"Oh Jonny Lomax
He leads the Saints attack
Oh Jonny Lomaxxxxxx
He terrorises packs
Oh Jonny Lomaxxxxxx
Best half back in the worldddddd"
Johnny Johnny Johnny Johnny. Ahhhhhhhh
To the tune of Ruby (keiser chiefs)
All though maybe that would be better for Roby