With apologies to Leonard Cohen RIP
I heard there was a secret coach
That Eamonn signed and it displeased the Board
But they don't really care for rugby do they?
Well, it goes like this, being fourth, not fifth
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The baffled King composing Hallelujah
Hallelujah
Well, your faith was strong but you needed proof
You saw him battling on the pitch
His beauty in the floodlight overthrew you
He tied you to a three year deal
He broke your throne and you’ll lose your hair
And from your lips he drew the Hallelujah
Hallelujah