Wigan
Toreet - Hello
T'hospical - The hospital
Mam - Mum
Ney - No
Shiihhh - Shit
Shney - Shit no!
Wiggin - Wigan
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Fuuhhh - ****
Robots - Traffic lights
Bwuhm-bwuhm - Car
Big Worm - Snake
Go Sniff - Go away
Wantfa gotfa shup? - Want to go to the shop?
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Cumbria
Best bit made me laugh out loud in the officeAcoustic - A stick for hitting cows with.
Leeds, http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Leeds
Sadly, Warrington doesn't seem to have a wright up.
This is the last play, Long, kicks it wide to Iro, Iro to Hall, Hall is trapped, back it goes to Hoppe, over the shoulder to Hall, there is Jonkers, here is Long and Long fancies it, Long fancies it, it's wide to West, it's wide to West, Dwayne West, inside to Joynt, Joynt, JOYNT, JOYNT!, OH, OH!
They've won it, they've won it, they've won it. Chris Joynt; Chris Joynt has won it. It is unbelievable here, it is, frankly, unbelievable. Chris Joynt has won the match for St Helens.