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Div
11th January 2008, 11:40
Ah...the romantic Scots!


Subject: FW: Scottish Lonely Hearts

Real ads from the lonely-hearts column.

Grossly overweight Buckie turf-cutter, 42 years old and
23 stone, Gemini, seeks nimble sexpot, preferably South American,
for tango sessions, candlelit dinners and humid nights of
screaming passion.
Must have own car and be willing to travel. Box 09/08

Aberdeen man, 50, in desperate need of a ride. Anything
considered.
Box06/03

Heavy drinker, 35, Glasgow area, seeks gorgeous sex
addict interested in pints, fags, Celtic football club and starting scraps
on Sauchiehall Street at three in the morning. Box 73/82.

Bitter, disillusioned Dundonian lately rejected by
longtime fiancée
seeks decent, honest, reliable woman, if such a thing
still exists in
this cruel world of hatchet-faced bitches. Box 53/41

Ginger-haired Partick troublemaker, gets slit-eyed and
shirty after a
few scoops, seeks attractive, wealthy lady for bail
purposes, maybe
more. Box 84/87

Artistic Edinburgh woman, 53, petite, loves rainy walks
on the beach,
writing poetry, unusual sea-shells and interesting brown
rice dishes,
seeks mystic dreamer for companionship, back rubs and
more as we
bounce along like little tumbling clouds on life's
beautiful crazy
journey. Strong stomach essential Box 12/32

Chartered accountant, 42, seeks female for marriage.
Duties will
include cooking, light cleaning and accompanying me to
office social
functions. References required. No timewasters. Box
23/45

Bad-tempered, foul-mouthed old b @ stard living in a
damp cottage in
the arse end of Orkney seeks attractive 21-year old
blonde lady with
big chest. Box 40/27

Devil-worshiper, Stirling area, seeks like-minded lady
for wining and
dining, good conversation, dancing, romantic walks and
slaughtering
dogs in cemeteries at midnight under the flinty light of
a pale moon.
Box 52/07

Attractive brunette, Maryhill area, winner of Miss
Wrangler
competition at Framptons Nightclub, Maryhill, in
September 1978, seeks
nostalgic man who's not afraid to cry, for long nights
spent
comfort-drinking and listening to old Abba records.
Please, Please!
Box 30/41

Govan man, 27, medium build, brown hair, blue eyes,
seeks alibi for
the night of February 27 between 8pm and 11.30pm

Syd
11th January 2008, 12:26
Which one dod you reply to chief?

I guess it was the, ermmmm let me think, the ermmm GOVAN MAN post?

Div
11th January 2008, 12:27
Which one dod you reply to chief?

I guess it was the, ermmmm let me think, the ermmm GOVAN MAN post?



Yeah just to see how much he was offering. ;)

Syd
11th January 2008, 12:30
Yeah just to see how much he was offereing. ;)

Life and a regular bumming I think !

Div
11th January 2008, 13:12
Life and a regular bumming I think !


Applied have you ? lol

GABBI
11th January 2008, 13:27
Brilliant. Best Laugh For Ages :)

Sceptical Ste
11th January 2008, 13:29
Ah...the romantic Scots!


Subject: FW: Scottish Lonely Hearts

Real ads from the lonely-hearts column.

Grossly overweight Buckie turf-cutter, 42 years old and
23 stone, Gemini, seeks nimble sexpot, preferably South American,
for tango sessions, candlelit dinners and humid nights of
screaming passion.
Must have own car and be willing to travel. Box 09/08

Aberdeen man, 50, in desperate need of a ride. Anything
considered.
Box06/03

Heavy drinker, 35, Glasgow area, seeks gorgeous sex
addict interested in pints, fags, Celtic football club and starting scraps
on Sauchiehall Street at three in the morning. Box 73/82.

Bitter, disillusioned Dundonian lately rejected by
longtime fiancée
seeks decent, honest, reliable woman, if such a thing
still exists in
this cruel world of hatchet-faced bitches. Box 53/41

Ginger-haired Partick troublemaker, gets slit-eyed and
shirty after a
few scoops, seeks attractive, wealthy lady for bail
purposes, maybe
more. Box 84/87

Artistic Edinburgh woman, 53, petite, loves rainy walks
on the beach,
writing poetry, unusual sea-shells and interesting brown
rice dishes,
seeks mystic dreamer for companionship, back rubs and
more as we
bounce along like little tumbling clouds on life's
beautiful crazy
journey. Strong stomach essential Box 12/32

Chartered accountant, 42, seeks female for marriage.
Duties will
include cooking, light cleaning and accompanying me to
office social
functions. References required. No timewasters. Box
23/45

Bad-tempered, foul-mouthed old b @ stard living in a
damp cottage in
the arse end of Orkney seeks attractive 21-year old
blonde lady with
big chest. Box 40/27

Devil-worshiper, Stirling area, seeks like-minded lady
for wining and
dining, good conversation, dancing, romantic walks and
slaughtering
dogs in cemeteries at midnight under the flinty light of
a pale moon.
Box 52/07

Attractive brunette, Maryhill area, winner of Miss
Wrangler
competition at Framptons Nightclub, Maryhill, in
September 1978, seeks
nostalgic man who's not afraid to cry, for long nights
spent
comfort-drinking and listening to old Abba records.
Please, Please!
Box 30/41

Govan man, 27, medium build, brown hair, blue eyes,
seeks alibi for
the night of February 27 between 8pm and 11.30pm

These are class acts compared to the Earlestown lonely hearts column ;)

peter soutos tash
11th January 2008, 15:49
These are class acts compared to the Earlestown lonely hearts column ;)
how do you know ste.....................