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Scouse Don
13th December 2007, 10:26
A freind of mine told me this tale about two gooners stuck in Perpignan after one of the gooners stunning wins there after spending all there money they tried twork out how they could go out drinking with only one euro left.
Trevor said "hang on lad i've an idea might work"
He went into the butchers shop across the road and bought one large sausage
"Are you crazy ?Now we dont have any money left at all"
"Don't worry just follow me" said trevor.
He went into the first bar and ordered two pints and chasers.
"Now you've lost it lad we'll be in trouble and geet arrested" panicked Muarice.
"Dont worry I have a plan,I'll stick the sausage down my trousers and out of me fly..you go down on your knees and put it in yer mouth....with a bit of luck we'll get chucked out !!"
The barman went nuts and threw them out.
They carried on with this for about 10 pubs and got absolutely rat arsed.
At the end of the night Maurice said "I cant do this anymore lad I'm ••••ed and me knees are killing me"
"I know "says trevor "how do you think I feel.I lost the sausage in that second bar"

Never trust a gooner with a sausage